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  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

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do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like


And then they give you a reason and its like


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23 minutes ago // 532,563 notes


i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter

this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged


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24 minutes ago // 8,454 notes


Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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whenever white cooks on tv say “asian” it really pisses me off. what part of asia is your recipe from? malaysia? bhutan? japan? cambodia? y’all know 16 different french sauces but can’t name what kind of chinese/indian food you’re making. 

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1 hour ago // 18,966 notes


why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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1 hour ago // 301,312 notes

second tattoo


Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

wow guys Guardians of the Galaxy looks great



when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

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5 hours ago // 167,940 notes

*frantically slams button*