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meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin
Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

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timid:

my heart melted

unshaped:

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

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imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone. (via heyh8r)

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supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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dnyce2fly3:

Question of the day #Ferguson R.I.P Mike brown
plz ugh
  • 1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
  • 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
  • 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
  • 4: What’s something you really want right now?
  • 5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 6: Do you like the beach?
  • 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
  • 8: What’s the background on your cell?
  • 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
  • 10: Do you like your phone?
  • 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
  • 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
  • 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
  • 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
  • 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
  • 16: Are you tired?
  • 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
  • 18: Are they a relative?
  • 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
  • 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
  • 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
  • 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
  • 24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
  • 25: What’s on your mind?
  • 26: Do you have any tattoos?
  • 27: What is your favorite color?
  • 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
  • 29: Who are you texting?
  • 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
  • 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
  • 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
  • 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
  • 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
  • 36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
  • 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
  • 38: What do your friends call you?
  • 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
  • 40: Have you ever cried over a text?
  • 41: Where’s your last bruise located?
  • 42: What is it from?
  • 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
  • 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
  • 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
  • 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
  • 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
  • 48: Do you make supper for your family?
  • 49: Does your bedroom have a door?
  • 50: Top 3 web-pages?
  • 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
  • 52: Does anything on your body hurt?
  • 53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
  • 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
  • 55: How is your hair?
  • 56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
  • 57: Do you think two people can last forever?
  • 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
  • 59: Green or purple grapes?
  • 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
  • 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
  • 62: When will be the next time you text someone?
  • 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
  • 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
  • 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
  • 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
  • 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  • 70: How many windows are open on your computer?
  • 71: How many fingers do you have?
  • 72: What is your ringtone?
  • 73: How old will you be in 5 months?
  • 74: Where is your Mum right now?
  • 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
  • 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
  • 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
  • 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
  • 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
  • 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
  • 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
  • 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
  • 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
  • 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
  • 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
  • 87: Who was your last received call from?
  • 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
  • 89: What is something you wish you had more of?
  • 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
  • 91: Do you sleep with your window open?
  • 92: Do you get along with girls?
  • 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
  • 94: Does sex mean love?
  • 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
  • 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
  • 97: Did you sleep alone this week?
  • 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
  • 99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

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