- doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
- me: tell me thats not sick
- doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
And then they give you a reason and its like
i dont think i ever told people about the egg decorating competitions my secondary school started doing at easter
this was my favourite entry of all time and it didnt win and im still outraged
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
whenever white cooks on tv say “asian” it really pisses me off. what part of asia is your recipe from? malaysia? bhutan? japan? cambodia? y’all know 16 different french sauces but can’t name what kind of chinese/indian food you’re making.
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it